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unamusedsloth:

Abandoned dog that lived under a dumpster for 11 months is rescued and adopted [x]

Scarlet Witch, Iron Man, Captain America & Black Widow concept art from Marvel’s Avengers: Age of Ultron 

kanapy:

Hey! your skirt…no it’s not a skirt…sorry…

kanapy:

Hey! your skirt…no it’s not a skirt…sorry…

Can I help you guys with anything?

dimensionsinprobability:

You would think that maybe Tony would be genre-savvy with the whole renegade-destruction-robot-apocalypse thing, but no

you have the right to remain silent
BEST-TIMED DAD JOKE OF THE FUCKING CENTURY (via breenwolf)

ceshira:

ceshira:

Brave Soldier Boy…

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…comes marching home.

mako:

SAME MOM DIFFERENT DAD?????? YOOOOOO MY GIRL TOPH WENT GLOBAL WITH HER BOYTOYS

As if anyone could really forget the most quoted line in “The Avengers” — “I’ve got red in my ledger; I’d like to wipe it out” — it helps to have that line fresh in your mind when deconstructing what Widow does in the final act of what’s billed as a Captain America movie. Black Widow doesn’t wipe out the red in her ledger. No, she blasts her ledger out to the world, like it was the grisliest email forward of all time. We know from her heart to heart with Hawkeye that the shame she feels about what she’s done is real, and she hesitates when she realizes that taking down the bad guys means revealing her secrets. But she does it anyway, because she’s not just a spy anymore; she’s a super hero, and she makes a super hero’s sacrifice. (x)
emmy-award:

soldierserum:

help ive fallen and i cant get up

#its funny cause they’re old

emmy-award:

soldierserum:

help ive fallen and i cant get up

#its funny cause they’re old